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THE BOY WHO LAUGHED AT SANTA CLAUS

BY OGDEN NASH

In Baltimore there lived a boy
He wasn’t anybody’s joy,
Although his name was Jabez Dawes,
His character was full of flaws.
In school he never led his classes,
He hid old lady’s reading glasses,
His mouth was open when he chewed
And elbows to the table glued.
He stole the milk from hungry kittens
And walked through doors marked, “NO ADMITTANCE.”
He said he acted thus because
There wasn’t any Santa Claus.
Another trick that tickled Jabez
Was crying “Boo!” at little babies.
He brushed his teeth they said in town,
Sideways instead of up and down.
Yet people pardoned every sin
And viewed his antics with a grin
Till they were told by Jabez Dawes,
“There isn’t any Santa Claus!”
Deploring how he did behave
His parents swiftly sought their grave,
They hurried through the portals pearly,
And Jabez left the funeral early.
Like whooping cough from child to child
He sped to spread the rumor wild,
“Sure’s my name is Jabez Dawes,
There isn’t any Santa Claus.”
Slunk like a weasel or a marten
Through nursery and kindergarten,
Whispering low to every tot,
“There isn’t any!  NO!  there’s NOT!”
The children wept all Christmas Eve
While Jabez chortled up his sleeve,
No infant dared hang up his stocking
For fear of Jabez’ ribald mocking!
He sprawled on his untidy bed
Fresh malice dancing in his head,
While presently with scalp a ’tingling
Jabez heard a distant jingling.
He heard the crunch of sleigh and hoof
Crisply a lighting on the roof!
What good to rise and bar the door?
A shower of soot was on the floor,
What was beheld by Jabez Dawes?
The fireplace full of Santa Claus.
Then Jabez fell upon his knees,
With cries of “Don’t” and “Pretty please.”
He howled, “I don’t know where you read it,
But anyhow, I never said it.”
“Jabez,” replied the angry saint,
“It isn’t I, it’s you that aint.
Although there is a Santa Claus,
There isn’t any Jabez Dawes!”
Said Jabez then with impudent grin,
“Oh yes there is, and I am him!
Your magic don’t scare me, it doesn’t!”
And suddenly he found he wasn’t!
From grimy feet to grimy locks
Jabez became a Jack-in-the-box.
An ugly toy with springs unsprung,
Forever sticking out his tongue.
The neighbors heard his mournful squeal
They searched for him but not with zeal.
No trace was found of Jabez Dawes
Which led to thunderous applause,
And people drank a loving cup
And went and hung their stockings up.
All you who sneer at Santa Claus
Beware the fate of Jabez Dawes,
The saucy boy who mocked the saint
Donner and Blitzen kicked off his paint!

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